We Aussies have a saying, we're not here to f**k spiders.
It means, well, telling you the meaning of it defeats the purpose of even saying it. And we're not here to f**k spiders, so...
Crack a tin, Fix your face.
It's that simple.Something about living in the States had my face looking wrecked.
Greasy. Tired. A bit rough. The kind of face that's been through a big week. Someone pointed out I looked a bit haggard and suggested some high-end clay.
I slapped it on. I looked like a clown. But it actually helped.
After too many beverages with the fellas, the idea came: let's make face mud, for men. So we figured out what hit best after numerous tests. Took the concoction to Steve, an accredited formulator who actually knows what he's doing, and after a year of getting it right, he made it proper.And now we have FELLAH.
Crack a tin, Fix your face. Like we said up above.
After too many beverage with the fellas, the idea came: let's make face mud, but better for the fellas. Figured out what hit best after numerous tests on myself and the fellas. Took the concoction to Steve, an accredited formulator who actually knows what he's doing, and after a year of getting it right, he made it proper.
Simple fix. Nothing else.
That's FELLAH.
Crack a tin, Fix your face
and move on.
